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meerulfx
Posts : 20
Join date : 2007-10-02
Age : 40
|  Subject: Lawak Pecah Perut  Fri Oct 05, 2007 3:00 am | |
| Ok guys kita pon setiap hari memorex kekadang tuh tensen gak kan asik tgk chart jer. apa kata kita berlawak jom hehehe. post ler apa-apa yg lawak. ingat yg lawak sajer. yg fitnah memfitnah, nak cari gaduh boleh cari gaduh kat luar forum ekekeke. peace peace kacang peace. | |
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meerulfx
Posts : 20
Join date : 2007-10-02
Age : 40
| | Subject: Re: Lawak Pecah Perut Fri Oct 05, 2007 3:05 am | |
| Kutapan Oh Kutapan
Pada suatu hari Kutapan masuk ke
pejabat nya. Dengan tak semena-mena dia terus masuk ke bilik opis bos nya
lalu berkata dengan angkuhnya "bos aku nak kau tau bahawa seluruh
manusia di dunia ini kenal aku". Bos Kutapan yang tgh blur masa tu
tiba2 rasa meluat ngan si kutapan. lalu dia pun berkata " ek eleh ko
ingat aku bodoh ker....mana ada org kat dunia nih kenal ngan si bengap,
bodoh, dan sombong mcm ko nih. kalau benar ko buktikan lah dengan aku".
Kutapan yang tak dpt menerima penghinaan itu seraya berkata " baik akan
aku buktikan. Brad Pitt kenal dgn aku. esok pagi kita pi Hollywood
semua tiket penerbangan aku yg bayar" bos pun kata " ok"
Maka pergi lah Kutapan dengan bos nya ke Hollywood. Sampai di
Hollywood mereka terus ke rumah Brad Pitt. Kutapan mengetuk pintu rumah
Brad Pitt. Pintu tiba-tibe terbuka dan Brad Pitt muncul dan terkejut
melihat Kutapan lalu memeluk Kutapan " oh kutapan long time no see how
r u my old fren?" si bos tadi terkejut berok..."perghhhhh betol lah
budak nih kenal dgn brad pitt"
Si bos maseh tak puas atie jadi dia kata " ek eleh stakat Brad Pitt
jer yg kenal ko tak yah eksyen ler Kuatapan oiii" Lalu kutapan berkata
lagi. maseh tak percaya meh kita pi white house jumpa Bush. Jadi mereka
pon pergi ke White House. sampai jer disana semua pegawai White House
dgn pak guard nyer sekali menyapa si Kutapan dan bersalaman dgn beliau.
si bos pun terkejut dog dlm hati berkata " gila siott depa semua tau
kat budak nih ler". sampai jer kat bilik Bush Kutapan masuk. Bush
terkejut dgn kehadiran Kutapan terus menyambut nya dgn ramah sekali. "
Hi Kutapan Long time no see". Si bos maseh tak puas ati. lalu berkata "
takat kenal bush aku tak heran lah." Kutapan hanya tersenyum. lalu
berkata " baiklah esok kita pergi Vatican City kita jumpa ngan Pope."
Esok nya mereka terbang ke Vatican City. Mereka terus ke tempat
Pope. Sampai jer kat sana diarang tengak org ramai berkumpul sambil
melambai ke arah Pope. lalu Kutapan berkata " bos org ramai sangat nih.
camni jer lah. saya naik kat atas tu nanti saya lambai kat bos dr sana
ok" bos pun kata "ok" maka pergi lah kutapan menuju ke tempat Pope
berdiri. sampai jer kat situ Kutapan pon melambai ke arah bos nya. Dgn
tiba-tiba Kutapan lihat bos nya jatuh pengsan. Kutapan terus
mengarahkan pengawal tempat itu membantu bos nya. bila sedar para
pengawal bertanya kenapa dia pengsan? lalu bos pun berkata " waktu
Kutapan naik dan melambai aku lagi ok. yg buat aku pengsan bila org kat
sebelah aku tanya " sapa yang berdiri kat sebelah Kutapan tu?"
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meerulfx
Posts : 20
Join date : 2007-10-02
Age : 40
| | Subject: Re: Lawak Pecah Perut Fri Oct 05, 2007 3:07 am | |
| A British Airways flight was going to Tehran from London . When it gets
close to Tehran it starts having some kind of trouble. The pilot
contacts the air tower at Tehran airport and asks for help:
" Tehran , this is Captain Smith, British Airways flight 000, do you read me?"
" Felight 000 , dis iz Tehran felight contorol, go ahead"
" Tehran , this is flight 000, we have a problem"
"Dis iz Tehran , vat kind of peroblem?"
" This is flight 000 , we have lost power to our engines, please advice"
"Dis iz Tehran , I reed you, peleez check some sings for me, ok?"
" This is flight 000 , go ahead" "Dis iz Tehran , can you get emerzency pover to your enzines?"
" This is flight 000 , negative, no power is available"
"Dis iz Tehran , can you peleez bering your altitutde to 20,000 feet ?"
" This is flight 000 , negative, our wing controls do not respond"
"Dis iz Tehran , can you peleez see if you can lover your veels?"
" This is flight 000 , negative, landing gears are stuck"
"Dis iz Tehran , vould you peleez repeet theez vords after me"
" This is flight 000 , go ahead"
"Dis iz Tehran , repeet theez words peleez:
ASH'HADO ANNA LA ILAHA ELLALLAH VA ASH'HADO ANNA MOHAMMADAN RASUL ALLAH" | |
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Admin
Admin
Posts : 66
Join date : 2007-09-16
| | Subject: Re: Lawak Pecah Perut Fri Oct 05, 2007 4:52 pm | |
| - meerulfx wrote:
- A British Airways flight was going to Tehran from London . When it gets
close to Tehran it starts having some kind of trouble. The pilot
contacts the air tower at Tehran airport and asks for help:
" Tehran , this is Captain Smith, British Airways flight 000, do you read me?"
" Felight 000 , dis iz Tehran felight contorol, go ahead"
" Tehran , this is flight 000, we have a problem"
"Dis iz Tehran , vat kind of peroblem?"
" This is flight 000 , we have lost power to our engines, please advice"
"Dis iz Tehran , I reed you, peleez check some sings for me, ok?"
" This is flight 000 , go ahead" "Dis iz Tehran , can you get emerzency pover to your enzines?"
" This is flight 000 , negative, no power is available"
"Dis iz Tehran , can you peleez bering your altitutde to 20,000 feet ?"
" This is flight 000 , negative, our wing controls do not respond"
"Dis iz Tehran , can you peleez see if you can lover your veels?"
" This is flight 000 , negative, landing gears are stuck"
"Dis iz Tehran , vould you peleez repeet theez vords after me"
" This is flight 000 , go ahead"
"Dis iz Tehran , repeet theez words peleez:
ASH'HADO ANNA LA ILAHA ELLALLAH VA ASH'HADO ANNA
MOHAMMADAN RASUL ALLAH" hehehehe....... siot la.... seram aku weiiii..... Takder lawaklain ker.... huhuhuhuhhuhuhu................. | |
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lady_pips
Posts : 31
Join date : 2007-10-01
| | Subject: Re: Lawak Pecah Perut Fri Oct 05, 2007 5:58 pm | |
| - Admin wrote:
- meerulfx wrote:
- A British Airways flight was going to Tehran from London . When it gets
close to Tehran it starts having some kind of trouble. The pilot
contacts the air tower at Tehran airport and asks for help:
" Tehran , this is Captain Smith, British Airways flight 000, do you read me?"
" Felight 000 , dis iz Tehran felight contorol, go ahead"
" Tehran , this is flight 000, we have a problem"
"Dis iz Tehran , vat kind of peroblem?"
" This is flight 000 , we have lost power to our engines, please advice"
"Dis iz Tehran , I reed you, peleez check some sings for me, ok?"
" This is flight 000 , go ahead" "Dis iz Tehran , can you get emerzency pover to your enzines?"
" This is flight 000 , negative, no power is available"
"Dis iz Tehran , can you peleez bering your altitutde to 20,000 feet ?"
" This is flight 000 , negative, our wing controls do not respond"
"Dis iz Tehran , can you peleez see if you can lover your veels?"
" This is flight 000 , negative, landing gears are stuck"
"Dis iz Tehran , vould you peleez repeet theez vords after me"
" This is flight 000 , go ahead"
"Dis iz Tehran , repeet theez words peleez:
ASH'HADO ANNA LA ILAHA ELLALLAH VA ASH'HADO ANNA
MOHAMMADAN RASUL ALLAH"
hehehehe....... siot la.... seram aku weiiii..... Takder lawaklain ker.... huhuhuhuhhuhuhu................. hehehe... abg admin ni... takutkan tinggi... pasni.. kalau ada sesape nak bawak abg admin ni jejalan kan... bawak p genting... hahaha.. naik rollercoster.. sure dia suka  | |
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Admin
Admin
Posts : 66
Join date : 2007-09-16
| | Subject: Re: Lawak Pecah Perut Fri Oct 05, 2007 8:26 pm | |
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Rezoks
Posts : 96
Join date : 2007-10-03
Age : 40
Location : Langkawi Island - Port Dickson - Batu Pahat
| | Subject: Re: Lawak Pecah Perut Fri Oct 05, 2007 10:35 pm | |
| Kalau nk g Genting.. Nk ikut..nak ikut.. hehehe... Jgn marah ye tok..  | |
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lady_pips
Posts : 31
Join date : 2007-10-01
| | Subject: Re: Lawak Pecah Perut Sat Oct 06, 2007 2:10 am | |
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lady_pips
Posts : 31
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| | Subject: Re: Lawak Pecah Perut Sat Oct 06, 2007 2:12 am | |
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meerulfx
Posts : 20
Join date : 2007-10-02
Age : 40
| | Subject: Re: Lawak Pecah Perut Sat Oct 06, 2007 2:14 am | |
| - Admin wrote:
hehehehe....... siot la.... seram aku weiiii..... Takder lawaklain ker.... huhuhuhuhhuhuhu................. Ekekekekeke. tau takut miahahaha | |
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meerulfx
Posts : 20
Join date : 2007-10-02
Age : 40
| | Subject: Re: Lawak Pecah Perut Sat Oct 06, 2007 2:15 am | |
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lady_pips
Posts : 31
Join date : 2007-10-01
| | Subject: original sin... Sat Oct 06, 2007 2:37 am | |
| A man calls his fx dealer all anxious and out of breath with
this urgency in his voice. He says, "Close all my positions, everything
fast, right away."
The fx dealer tries to talk to the man but the man says, "Let me tell
you a secret. You know I've been married for 6 years now and I've been
your client for 5 years."
"Yes, go on," the FX dealer says.
"Well. My wife has this thing about the market. Her grandparents lost
it all in the GBP crash and ever since then her family found investing
in the market akin to original sin. When we got married I promised her
that I would follow in her parents footsteps and never venture in the
FX market and always leave all our money under the mattress."
"Wow, I didn't know that. I guess you want the money because you are losing."
"No, I want the money because she ordered a new mattress and it is being delivered in two days."
:source-mobiyusfx:
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lady_pips
Posts : 31
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| | Subject: Re: Lawak Pecah Perut Sat Oct 06, 2007 2:42 am | |
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meerulfx
Posts : 20
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Age : 40
| | Subject: Re: Lawak Pecah Perut Sat Oct 06, 2007 2:57 am | |
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lady_pips
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| | Subject: Re: Lawak Pecah Perut Sat Oct 06, 2007 3:02 am | |
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Rezoks
Posts : 96
Join date : 2007-10-03
Age : 40
Location : Langkawi Island - Port Dickson - Batu Pahat
| | Subject: Re: Lawak Pecah Perut Sat Oct 06, 2007 4:06 am | |
| - lady_pips wrote:
- Rezoks wrote:
- Kalau nk g Genting..
Nk ikut..nak ikut..
hehehe...
Jgn marah ye tok..
hehehe... takleh takleh... nak ber2 jek ngn abg ADMIN...
 huhuhu...  Kena tinggal.. Xpelah ajak member2 EmpireFx g reramailah.. Meriahkan suasana.. Baru syok.. | |
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hotzfx
Posts : 171
Join date : 2007-10-01
Age : 40
Location : Kuala Lumpur-Melaka
| | Subject: Re: Lawak Pecah Perut Sat Oct 06, 2007 7:01 am | |
| hahahhaahhaa... walaupun tak sempat baca semua... tapi best afford macam nie... way da go guys...
p/s : nafi tue gayat... hahahhahahaha | |
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meerulfx
Posts : 20
Join date : 2007-10-02
Age : 40
| | Subject: Re: Lawak Pecah Perut Sat Oct 06, 2007 12:17 pm | |
| - hotzfx wrote:
- hahahhaahhaa... walaupun tak sempat baca semua... tapi best afford macam nie... way da go guys...
p/s : nafi tue gayat... hahahhahahaha Hahahahahahaha....pi Sarawak berpeluh si nafi tuuuu akakakakaka.....nafi bile ko nak dtg lagi sini rindu arrr kat ko...dtg nanti ko bermlm ler semlm dua ek hehehehehe.... nanti kita pi pekena seafood lak miahahha.....easyyyyy ko join skaliiiiiii | |
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Rezoks
Posts : 96
Join date : 2007-10-03
Age : 40
Location : Langkawi Island - Port Dickson - Batu Pahat
| | Subject: Re: Lawak Pecah Perut Sat Oct 06, 2007 12:55 pm | |
| - hotzfx wrote:
- hahahhaahhaa... walaupun tak sempat baca semua... tapi best afford macam nie... way da go guys...
p/s : nafi tue gayat... hahahhahahaha We all will support EmpireFx with full commitment.. Waiting the time EmpireFx will be the Empire of Forex Trader in Asian.. God will bless we all.. Insyallah.. Tok hanafi gayat ke? xpe nanti tutup mata xdelah gayat sgt.. | |
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martial
Posts : 51
Join date : 2007-10-01
| | Subject: Re: Lawak Pecah Perut Sat Oct 13, 2007 9:05 am | |
| - meerulfx wrote:
- Kutapan Oh Kutapan
Pada suatu hari Kutapan masuk ke
pejabat nya. Dengan tak semena-mena dia terus masuk ke bilik opis bos nya
lalu berkata dengan angkuhnya "bos aku nak kau tau bahawa seluruh
manusia di dunia ini kenal aku". Bos Kutapan yang tgh blur masa tu
tiba2 rasa meluat ngan si kutapan. lalu dia pun berkata " ek eleh ko
ingat aku bodoh ker....mana ada org kat dunia nih kenal ngan si bengap,
bodoh, dan sombong mcm ko nih. kalau benar ko buktikan lah dengan aku".
Kutapan yang tak dpt menerima penghinaan itu seraya berkata " baik akan
aku buktikan. Brad Pitt kenal dgn aku. esok pagi kita pi Hollywood
semua tiket penerbangan aku yg bayar" bos pun kata " ok"
lawak ni aku tak paham:lol!:
Maka pergi lah Kutapan dengan bos nya ke Hollywood. Sampai di
Hollywood mereka terus ke rumah Brad Pitt. Kutapan mengetuk pintu rumah
Brad Pitt. Pintu tiba-tibe terbuka dan Brad Pitt muncul dan terkejut
melihat Kutapan lalu memeluk Kutapan " oh kutapan long time no see how
r u my old fren?" si bos tadi terkejut berok..."perghhhhh betol lah
budak nih kenal dgn brad pitt"
Si bos maseh tak puas atie jadi dia kata " ek eleh stakat Brad Pitt
jer yg kenal ko tak yah eksyen ler Kuatapan oiii" Lalu kutapan berkata
lagi. maseh tak percaya meh kita pi white house jumpa Bush. Jadi mereka
pon pergi ke White House. sampai jer disana semua pegawai White House
dgn pak guard nyer sekali menyapa si Kutapan dan bersalaman dgn beliau.
si bos pun terkejut dog dlm hati berkata " gila siott depa semua tau
kat budak nih ler". sampai jer kat bilik Bush Kutapan masuk. Bush
terkejut dgn kehadiran Kutapan terus menyambut nya dgn ramah sekali. "
Hi Kutapan Long time no see". Si bos maseh tak puas ati. lalu berkata "
takat kenal bush aku tak heran lah." Kutapan hanya tersenyum. lalu
berkata " baiklah esok kita pergi Vatican City kita jumpa ngan Pope."
Esok nya mereka terbang ke Vatican City. Mereka terus ke tempat
Pope. Sampai jer kat sana diarang tengak org ramai berkumpul sambil
melambai ke arah Pope. lalu Kutapan berkata " bos org ramai sangat nih.
camni jer lah. saya naik kat atas tu nanti saya lambai kat bos dr sana
ok" bos pun kata "ok" maka pergi lah kutapan menuju ke tempat Pope
berdiri. sampai jer kat situ Kutapan pon melambai ke arah bos nya. Dgn
tiba-tiba Kutapan lihat bos nya jatuh pengsan. Kutapan terus
mengarahkan pengawal tempat itu membantu bos nya. bila sedar para
pengawal bertanya kenapa dia pengsan? lalu bos pun berkata " waktu
Kutapan naik dan melambai aku lagi ok. yg buat aku pengsan bila org kat
sebelah aku tanya " sapa yang berdiri kat sebelah Kutapan tu?"
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meerulfx
Posts : 20
Join date : 2007-10-02
Age : 40
| | Subject: Re: Lawak Pecah Perut Mon Oct 22, 2007 8:38 pm | |
| tok martialllll apa kabar tok....slamat ari raye tok sori lambat wish tok hehehe bz...tak nak jadi student derhake | |
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JKiNG
Posts : 51
Join date : 2007-09-27
Age : 41
Location : Cheras, Panchor Muar
| | Subject: Re: Lawak Pecah Perut Thu May 08, 2008 2:34 am | |
| apo kona ejang..mana perginya semua org nie | |
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